Me: Hey Mom, what's the address of Uncle Tom's place? Arielle was asking because...
Mom: Oh I know! It's crazy! I can't believe she'll be so close...
Me: Yeah, in Austin.
Mom: No, we're in Cedar Park which is close by but...
Me: No, ARIELLE is staying in Austin...
Mom: Oh oh yes of course. Well how are you? All good? (And this is my mother's way of beginning to end the conversation)
Me: Yeah...
Mom: Well, alright then, I'll let you go. Buh-bye.
Me: No wait, Mother! Tom's address?
Mom: Oh, I don't know it. Love you. (click)
Our conversations might as well be:
Mom: So are you dead?
Me: No
Mom: Raped?
Me: Nope.
Mom: Alright, Sweetheart. I'll send you money later this week. (click)