Clumsy

I am a klutz. This is not news.



But yesterday I managed to knock over my shaving cream whence it slid down the side of the tub and straight into my ankle.



Then today I managed to knock over my water into a nest of cords.

Not to mention the fatty bruises on my knees.



Yep, graceful Sara.

It's All Greek to Me

So I joined a sorority! And now I have to learn flashcards and pay dues and join committees...



But I'm excited I swear!




I don't know. I was looking for companionship and something fun today instead of sitting on my butt watching Sex and the City all the time.



You know, Greek life really isn't as bad as I thought. There's no house and no hazing, so what's there to lose?

Now what?

I just graduated!



And was dumped.



Almost one month ago.

So, my question is:

now what?

What the fuck am I supposed to do kiddies?



I tried being a slut.

But I'm back to being Sara; Sara who doesn't need a boy when she has toys.

I tried working at a job for minimum wage.



And hated it.

Well, I guess life is just about making it up as you go along.

Here goes EVERYTHING.